Nudukulele

It began in JUAN-uary, and has continued for the past 10 weeks – The Bachelor. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a faithful torrent downloader viewer of the series. It’s a point of connection and bonding for my sister, my nearly-cousin in the shiny pants, and me. We love to debrief after each episode, speculating on what we think might happen and laugh about Juan’s strange ways of wooing women – “ohh… you want to talk about yourself? Let me kiss you!  Oh… let me rub your ear/eyebrow/bridge of your nose…. ess okay….”

The most recent episode was the eagerly anticipated Women Tell All. Afterwards, the ever-nude, Lucy, posted an inspired, self-created song about Juan and his ladies. I didn’t quite get her during her time on the show, but I’m officially now in love:

If I had roses to give out, I’d give her all of them.